I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
So squirting runs in the family.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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