But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
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