So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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