Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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