he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Do plants get herpes?
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