hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
In other news, I just burned my penis
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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