In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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