Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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