someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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