At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
