I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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