I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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