This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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