Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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