Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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