no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
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