I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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