When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
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