i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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