you guys were way drunker than both of me
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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