sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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