Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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