I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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