So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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