I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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