he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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