Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
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