"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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