i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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