Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
You're like the curious george of whores
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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