Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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