And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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