my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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