K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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