I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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