my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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