I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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