Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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