Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I love having hate sex.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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