Pappa wants mamma naked
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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