talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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