I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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