I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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