No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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