your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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