Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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