Heybabeimwearingurpanties
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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