it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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