it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
if only i could text you this smell
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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