More tranny stories later!
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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