found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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