first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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